I was really sleepy this episode, there were long periods while editing where I realised I was actually hearing this stuff for the first time because I had been staring vacantly into space while it actually happened. Hotline Miami! Frog Fractions! Probability 0! Prison Architect! That Slender game! Hawken! Continuity!

There's this band called Brite Futures and they used to be called Natalie Portman's Shaved Head but then they had to change the name for legal reasons and it's a huge shame, because that name only gets more funny as it gets less topical.

This episode is a week late because we ran out of hosting space and now I have to go edit this week's podcast so EXCUUUUUSE ME IF I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING SOMETHING WITTY, OK?!

Also Mat bought Bad Piggies. I wonder if he'll bring it up at all?

We recorded this on the Friday of Eurogamer!

There's some issue with sound levels, but unlike last year it's totally listenable!

We talk a lot about really smart things like decision importance being hightened by the length of time it takes to perform an action, but first, we talk about John Campbell for a really long time!

The start of this podcast is like a lover's embrace, but you say he's just a friend. Tune in to the latest in a series of bad decisions, in which we record a live show in my front room and drink beer and I laugh so hard it nearly breaks the mic. Video games, y'all!

Indie Game Book Club is back, and it's blockier than ever. In this episode, we discuss Thirty Flights of Loving, Brendon Chung's amazing new game. Check it out and then have a listen!

THE GRAND FINALE. Will the acolytes escape? Will Eleanor and Jeffrey finally kiss? Will Phebia ever quit being a badass? Tune in to find out the answer to at least one of these questions!

Podcast! Okay! Cool!

Music’s by The Glowing Stars. Art’s by Alex Davis.

Dust! Darksiders! Gamescom! Katamari! Argument champion! Polygon! This episode has all the stuff!

Art's by Alex Davis, Music's by The Glowing Stars

Hey Tom is uploading the episode this week and he's never done that before so if it's all gone wrong it is probably the fault of internet goblins.

Thanks to Alex "Singyamatokun" Davis, The Glowing Stars and you the listeners.

No Mat this week he was at Gamescom.

I went on for a bit too long about Legend of Grimrock but maybe you'll like it, who knows.

I want real life Space Jam so bad.

You're the Gostak. Your goal is to Distim the Doshes.

Music’s by The Glowing Stars. Art’s by Alex Davis.

In which a certain MacGregor receives his comeuppance. Or something like that, anyway.

We recorded this one a little while ago so I can't actually remember what we talked about. I'm sure it was good, though.

The adventure continues, despite the break!

I... Yeah. You're just going to have to hear it.

Music’s by The Glowing Stars. Art’s by Alex Davis.

This could have gone up days ago I am super sorry.

Music’s by The Glowing Stars. Art’s by Alex Davis.

You can't teach an old podcast new tricks. Why even would you? That seems like a waste of your time.

Sorry we didn't put one of these up for a while. I wish we had a good reason.

E3's this thing that happens.

Maybe you should buy it. You should prob'ly buy it.

Music's by The Glowing Stars, Art's by Alex Davis.

The naming convention for episodes of Friends was interesting because, for the most part, the names of TV Show episodes only serve to help super-fans and the production staff. You'll rarely catch anyone saying "-30-", you'll hear them say "The Last Episode of The Wire"

Not that I'm a fan, but Peter Kay used to have a spot on Channel 4 called That Peter Kay Thing, named because it wouldn't matter what the show was called, if you were talking about it down the pub the next day then you probably wouldn't have said the actual title.

So, yeah; for you. This one's the one right after all the Tentacle Bento Stuff.

Oh, we talk about the Feminist Frequency Kickstarter too, which you can and should totally help fund.

This one's the best one. You might as well not even bother with the rest. 

Su Puh-Library

We apologise in advance. We're kinda juvenile.

We literally get Darker and More Heretical in this, the second season of Dark Heresy.

If you liked the show before we do more of what made it great.

If you never listened before then it's not too important that you do to catch up but you'll miss all sorts of callbacks.

Listen intently, as we murder people that don't deserve it and make exceedingly terrible life decisions.

Martin wasn't here and we recorded a pretty decent episode. Perhaps the two events are connected in some way?

The final episode of, uh, Season 1 I guess? Look out for more episodes of ONVGPDH in the coming weeks!

We're gonna try and get better about linking to the stupid stuff we talk about, so, here's some of those:

Sword In Hand http://www.freeindiegam.es/2012/03/sword-in-hand-jeff-lait/
Epic Sax Game http://www.freeindiegam.es/2012/03/epic-sax-game-pippin-barr/
Craequ http://www.freeindiegam.es/2012/03/craequ-jonathan-whiting/

Art's by Alex Davis, Music's by The Glowing Stars

Sorry to break it to you.

Music's by The Glowing Stars, Art's (normally) by Alex Davis (but this week it's @tomsmizzle)

It's a fantastic experience.

Music’s by The Glowing Stars. Art’s By Alex Davis.

This isn't over yet?

If you're going to feature a homosexual relationship option in the game, make it in line with the content of the heterosexual ones. Anything less cheapens your sentiment.

We talk about other stufff too, but I felt like complaining more here.

Oh man!

It's time for Dark Heresy!

We'd have preferred more content last week, y'know. We didn't have anything to discuss and then the news wells just busted open today.

Music's by The Glowing Stars. Art's By Alex Davis.

Yeah.

It's true!

Martin, Tom, Josh and Mat get together to discuss Triple Town addiction, hula hooping, My Little Pony and more. This episode with a special remix of the Glowing Stars by Martin; keep an eye on twitter to see when the full version gets released.

Thanks as always to Alex Davis for the art.

Sorry for the wait! We're bad at scheduling content!

I’ll admit there’s some irony in berating a website for a terrible tribute and then pretty much only discussing the controversy, not the person.

Thanks to The Glowing Stars and Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis’.

The best Spiderman movie, the best zombie movie and the best T-T-T-TOM DROPS feature in this week's podcast.

And so do these links!

Chip Zdarsky's Watchmen 2: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=13655

The Death and Return of Superman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM

Star Wars Ep 1 Children's trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T69ftWNg97U

The Radiolab Sleep episode:

http://www.radiolab.org/2007/may/24/

ChatChat. ChatChat? ChatChat.

This week's podcast is "incrungibung", as we talk about Cart Life, the Syndicate and The Darkness II demos, and the finest elevator simulator ever made. It's probably a bit more "raw & uncut" than normal, but das how we do.

Josh edited the podcast, so naturally, you get some Pokémon dubstep this week. "Pokémon Red&Blue (I Won't Let You Take Me Seriously)" comes courtesy of Credulity Kills. And of course, The Glowing Stars play us in and out ever so graciously.

How good is Alex "Singyamatokun" Davies' art, you guys? Seriously.

WE'RE ACOLYTES NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU?!

Still early in the year. We aren't playing a lot of games. I mean, I'm playing a lot of games. I played Catherine and can't talk about it for two weeks! I'm playing Soul Calibur V too and I'm still not able to talk about that. Oh well.

So, on top of the theme tune this week The Glowing Stars also let us use tracks from their colab album with Awkward Terrible. Get the album at: "http://awkwardterrible.bandcamp.com/album/horchata". We've used the songs "George Jetson's Inflatable Cop" and "Nicholas D. Wolfwood". They're great! So are the other tracks on that album!

If you like the episode art, that's great too! It's by Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis!

It can't stop continuing.

Welcome to 2012! Don't play Katawa Shoujo. This episode starts with a bit of talk about games that didn't quite make it into our GOTY posts but are definitely worth checking out. Don't play Katawa Shoujo. We talk about some news like the current state of the IGF and give previews of Skullgirls and Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. Don't play Katawa Shoujo.

If you like our theme song, that's great! It's by The Glowing Stars! If you like the episode art, that's great too! It's by Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis!

The break music the week comes courtesy of OCReMix! Check out The Life and Death of Kirby by Insert Rupee and The Unbroken by Nutritious!

IT CONTINUES TO CONTNINUE.

IT CONTINUES

A few weeks ago we recorded a series of podcasts, live, that captured a span of Dark Heresy missions.

Today, we introduce our characters and the planet of Caveam XIV. 

You're in for a treat.

Don't give someone easy access to morphine. That's a dumb idea.

Oh: next week we're going to be doing special episodes where we play a Dark Heresy campaign. I haven't figured out the logistics of putting up hours of content in one week! It seems like it'll probably end up being expensive! We record it on Monday and hopefully that'll be fun!

Theme song’s by The Glowing Stars! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis does our art! This week both of the break songs are off the Chip In: Japan album, the first's by Bit Rat and it's called "4959", the other's by ExileFaker and that one's called "Prelude E13D35".

If you're a chiptune artist, send a message, or even a sample of your work to hello@ohnovideogames.com and maybe we'd be interested in playing it!

There's very little that British people can call our own, but we really do hold the monopoly on getting bladdered and cutting people with very minimal provocation.

 Theme song's by The Glowing Stars! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis does our art! The two songs in the show are off Bagu and the Riverman by Dj CUTMAN & SPAMTRON!

It wasn't a big week for games. We made the kind of show you'd expect.

The Glowing Stars do our theme tune and outro! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis continues to make great show art!

It seems silly that Waluigi doesn't have his own game yet. What are Nintendo even doing? Do you think they know?

Thanks to The Glowing Stars for our theme tune and outro! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis for our consistently amazing show art and to both Big Giant Circles feat. Jeff Ball for "Thunderstruck" and A_Rival for "mAEt b0y". Both tracks were brought to you by OCRemix, the former song is on the recently released 25YEARLEGEND album.

It's weird how "RPG" is so much of a catch-all term, right? 

I guess that's what this episode is about!

Thanks to The Glowing Stars for our theme tune! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis for our great-as-heck show art and to Sixto Sounds for the ocremix of a track from Super DodgeBall. Happy birthday to that dude, too. That'd be way more timely had this episode come out on schedule. Sorry!

SWORDS.

Thanks to The Glowing Stars for our theme tune! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis for our great-as-heck show art and halc for the ocremix called "First Time on Outset"!

We're renaming the show "Boners and Male Fashion Advice". Next week look forward to our thoughts on the upcoming winter collections that best disguise your Tent-Pants.

Thanks to The Glowing Stars for our theme tune! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis for our great-as-heck show art and Sir Jordanius for the ocremix of Gitaroo Man's Legendary Theme!

If you want your game to stand out, be stupid and don't make us pick up too many collectables. In fact, that's not limited to games, we've got scathing critiques of the music industry in this episode too!

Thanks to The Glowing Stars for our theme tune! Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis for our great-as-heck show art and Ekaj for the great Hyrule Castle Remix!

We play Indie Games and talk about them! This is one!

Please. Tell us about your beards. Please also tell us if it's okay for us to just talk about Community again for an overly extended portion of the show. Is it cool that we have other interests? Are you concerned with our choice of topics as long as we're still attempting to remain entertaining? Are we entertaining... at all??

Woah.

Thanks to The Glowing Stars, Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis and FUCKING WEREWOLF ASSO for two tracks from their album NITTIOTREMO!

You should buy it! It's great!

How do you ask shop assistants to go out with you? We don't know. What we do know is that games shouldn't be Fake Open Worlds and Dexter isn't a very good show.

Thanks to The Glowing Stars, Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis and The Kilgores for their song "Family Jewels" off the ocremix "Back In Blue" album!

Oh and guys:

My Dark Souls marathon for Extra Life is THIS SATURDAY. The Kids need your money!

Once and for all we confirm what is and isn't a puzzle game. Also, are lightsabers the dumbest weapon?

Thanks to The Glowing Stars, Alex “Singyamatokun” Davis and JE DEVIENS DJ EN 3 JOURS, the song is called "スーパーパーティー" which, obviously, makes it hard to track down, but you can get it on the Chip In: Japan Album!

Also, if you want:

Goddamn, give some money to kids because I’m going to play Dark Souls for 24 hours.

Bastion's pretty great. We know this, you know this.

We were way overdue to have a conversation about it so here's 20 minutes of Mat, Tom and Josh chatin' about it!

Bastion, you guys!

Thanks for surviving through our odd update schedule! Everything should probably all be in order now that we've gained a level of structure back in our lives.

The thing about getting a few months off of university is it leaves you a little directionless. I suppose, rather than commiting to podcasting once a week, we were instead more concerned with finally etting some sunlight.

Anyway, this week we talk about a heckton about Jim Carrey's Product Placement, The Binding of Isaac's versimilitude, the correct use of "Mad World", bureaucratic destruction and we answer, like, two questions!

Thanks to The Glowing Stars, Alex "Singyamatokun" Davis and Danny Baranowsky!

Serious warning: Because of some silly audio issues this episode is horrible to listen to on headphones. Use your PC speakers and I think you'll be fine for the most part.

Let that not remove from the awesome fact that... Oh man! We recorded this at Eurogamer Expo! And really entertaining people were also on the show with us!

Big thanks to Jon, Tim and especially Kev from Sarcastic Gamer, Debbie from The Average Gamer, Phillipe from a website that doesn't exist, Chris from "I sort of write stuff", Mike and Chris from Ready Game Fire and Jenn from Death by Robots.

Massive thanks to everyone's favourite band The Glowing Stars and to Alex for the always wonderful artwork. You should also donate to Mat's Extra Life Dark Souls marathon here.

As always, we will answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames!

Hey! We talked about Depict1 this week!

We aren't doing an IGBC again for a bit, though we plan to do a Bastion Spoilercast in its place, so maybe you'll enjoy that more? Or Less, that's also a possibility.

Tweet your thoughts about this game to @ohnovideogames. We’d love to hear from you!

Guys! You should finish Human Revolution before listening to this! Probably the original game too!

Don't worry about Invisible War, we barely even bring it up!

Also, thanks to our buddy Jamie "@jamieabeladrums" Abela who also gave us some input but mostly stayed quiet!

Together on the track, the boys are back. This week! Prelude of the Chambered! What did we think? Listen to it! Find out!

Next week’s game is Depict1 by mirosurabu. You can tweet your thoughts to @ohnovideogames. We’d love to hear from you!

Massive thanks to everyone's favourite band The Glowing Stars and a super shout out to our buddy Danny who did all the break music this week. You should also check out the song which takes us out this week. So Good. 

As always, we will answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames!

Little double-team action for you in the form of "this episode only has Martin and Mat on it".

It's, uh, it's a different kind of show this week? I guess?

Please leave comments about Flywrench on this post, or discuss next week’s game (Prelude of the Chambered by Notch). You can also tweet your thoughts to @ohnovideogames. We’d love to hear from you!

Hello everyone! We had some special guests this week in the form of We Are Two Squares' Alex and Mike. They're nice.

We talked about some video games and laughed a lot and Alex's microphone makes her sound like a cross between the Grand Galactic Inquisitor and Alice Glass. Sorry?

That's pretty much all. The Glowing Stars are cool as is the soundtrack to Castle Crashers and also Credulity Kills is pretty great too.

Look, I know I shouldn't editorialise the write up of this episode too much. But seriously, I love this game. This podcast contains Major Spoilers for The Stanley Parable, so make sure you've played it through entirely before listening, and then enjoy listening to Martin, Tom and Josh gushing about how amazing it is.

Please leave comments about The Stanley Parable on this post, or discuss next week's game (Flywrench, by Messhof). You can also tweet your thoughts to @ohnovideogames. We'd love to hear from you!

We decided to make a previous podcast segment into a stand-alone show. This is the fourth one we've done so far! Maybe it'll always be in this format and maybe it wont!

We'd love to hear some feedback about this show as well as your own reviews of the the games we've been playing. Tell us what you think! Reach us on Twitter via @ohnovideogames or post on the comments here!

This week it's about "Murder Dog IV: The Trial of Murder Dog" and next week it's about "The Stanley Parable".

Perhaps we went overly long. That's a plus, right? I guess we just had a lot to talk about? Is too much episode a good thing? As the person listening to it you'd probably appreciate the free entertainment, but for the person making it; you kinda worry that people will think "oh man, I gotta sit through it for that long?"

What I'm saying is we, in our own ways, all lack self confidence.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is The Stanley Parable: Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to the Glowing Stars, Singyamatokun and the Super Collab of Sixto Sounds and zircon.

So hey. We decided to make the IGBC into its own show. This is the third one! Maybe it'll always be in this format, maybe it wont.  

We'd love to hear some feedback about this. Tell us what you think! Reach us on Twitter via @ohnovideogames or, like, post on the comments here!

This week it's about "The Killer" Next week it's about "Murder Dog IV: The Trial of Murder Dog".

When bad things happen on the internet; it is up to us to fix it. Fix it by talking about the bad things.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Murder Dog IV: The Trial Of Murder Dog: Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to the Glowing Stars, Singyamatokun and the Super Collab of Inverse Phase and Danny Baranowsky.

This was also part of our live cast! It's about Trilby: The Art Of Theft!

Next week the game is The Killer!

That's pretty much it!

Oh Man, you guys! We did this one while we were all in the same room!

It's a pretty good one, too! Jeez!

Stupidly Special thanks to Singyamatokun and The Glowing Stars 

So hey. We decided to make the IGBC into its own show. This is the first one! Maybe it'll always be in this format, maybe it wont. 

We'd love to hear some feedback about this. Tell us what you think! Reach us on Twitter via @ohnovideogames

I often think we can't get weirder. I'm usually wrong.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is: Trilby. Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to Ben Foster and singyamatokun.tumblr.com

Oh, and you should totally buy the new Glowing Stars album.

This, for future reference, is the one where Tom gets really really mad at us.

Ugh. Look, If this episode wasn't so good I could almost not even blame you for deciding to tune out this week.

Stick around, though, we talk about a devilish secret behind Alison Hannigan and not understanding the concept of "guns".

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Spelunky: Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to Ben Foster and singyamatokun.tumblr.com

Oh, and you should totally buy the new Glowing Stars album.

You guys have heard that Kreayshawn song already, right? It might help your enjoyment of this episode.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is (still):Fract. Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com Ben Foster  singyamatokun.tumblr.com and ChangWang2K3.

Check out the cool art for this episode! Jeez, it's clear that people are taking the show a lot more serious than those that are on it. Do you know how many people listen? Hundreds. If the expected professionalism keeps ramping up like this we'll all have to wear suits to record. I'm already thinking about getting a turtle-neck to put on while I edit.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is: Fract. Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com Ben Foster and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

It's just this podcast, y'know?

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is: The I of It. Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

Episode 10. That's a pretty big deal. It's probably also the best show we've put out so far. C'mon grab your friends. Tell them to listen to this one.

We... We could use some new fans.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is still Tedium, the hl2 mod (which requires a source game to work) Play it and let us know what you think! You can email us, tweet at us or join our facebook page if you think that isn't totally dumb. I think it's pretty dumb.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com, Benjamin Briggs and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

This is an episode of this podcast that we recorded!

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Tedium, the hl2 mod (so you'll need Half Life 2) Play it and let us know what you think!

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com, EmpyreanAria and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

No Josh this week! Instead: Someone else!

We talk about games and just barely skirt being taken to court in a several horrendous libel cases.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Vicious Cycles. Play it and let us know what you think!

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com, OCRemix.org and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

Without Martin to guide us, we took on Josh as Special Guest Host. It got A Bit Weird. That's pretty much what we do here, though.

We talked about games. I don't even really remember which ones.

As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames! The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Don't Go Alone. Play it and let us know what you think!

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

Despite some terrible malfunctions all-over; we managed to pull this one out. We talk about the awesome Sequence (which, if you aren't playing that right now, you have no excuse) and then, I dunno, we go into a real diatribe about the state of pop music. 

Video Games, man.

 As always, we answer your questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames!

The Indie Game Book Club for this week is Gravity Bone. Play it and let us know what you think!

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

This time we talk about our new Minecraft server, some AlphaLand and give some serious discussion to the fate of the Tony Hawk Series.

Plus More Anti-Sexism, our beef with GJAIF and Killscreen and some of Your Questions! Send us more at @ohnovideogames!

By the way: our new feature Indie Game Book Club requires that you play Can Your Pet. We'll talk about what you think next week!

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

Hey dudes. If you like iTunes we're totally on there and you can subscribe using This Link if you want. We like reviews and ratings too. For us those are like flowers after you've forgotten our anniversary. We don't really care; it's just nice to be thought about once in a while.

This week, for some reason, we talk about Hitman: Blood Money and from 11:15- to 24:47 we talk about Portal 2. Skip that part immediately if you haven't played it. We talk about the ending right away.

Plus there's some "things we wrote this week" discussion that's a bit about PSN security and a bit about achievements. Then some stuff about gay characters in games (specifically: The IGN bullshit that went up recently).

If you want to ask us some questions for next week, send them to @ohnovideogames.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and singyamatokun.tumblr.com.

After a huge delay, we're back to chat about J.Blow, ARGs, High Level competitive gaming, and we Hope You Don't Take It Personally.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com, http://tmtmwrk.com/ and singyamatokun.tumblr.com

Managing Contributors from ohnovideogames.com talk bullshit for a Half-Hour.

This episode we find out what a Maisonette is, we briefly talk about Homefront, a radically re-invisioned Pokemon, drunken emergent gameplay and a Pro-Choice Zelda.

Special thanks to theglowingstars.bandcamp.com and